Reverance

So today in church I nearly lost it in our pew. Giggling, making a scene, damn near snorting through my nose.

We were singing a hymn along with the rest of the (sedate) congregation. I don't know if you guys know: "Praise Him! Praise Him!"

The chorus goes: "Praise Him, praise Him, tell of his excellent greatness. Praise him ever in joyful song."

Anyway, we were singing along to these words:

"Love unbounded, wonderful deep and strong."

Without warning, I hear somebody near me make this WONDERFUL lyrical mistake.

"Wonderful SHEEP and strong."

GOTTA love it.